|Billed height||5 ft. 10 in. (1.8 m)|
|Billed weight||135 lbs. (61.2 kg)|
|Born||November 30, 1983 (age 28)|
|Billed from||Death Valley|
|Trained by||Pro Graps Academy|
|Debut||January 20, 2010|
Evans long ago stopped paying for training, but the other students let him hang around and participate so he doesn't have to be alone. He can often be seen at PGA events wiping bodily fluids off the mat, retrieving microphones or title belts for in-ring wrestlers when Patty or Billy doesn't feel like it, and writing songs in his head that he will ask his friends to play at his funeral.