|Throwing Hands '09|
|Date||May 6, 2009|
|Last Event||Crowning a Champion's Waist '09|
|Next Event||The Grandest Stage of The Mall|
Throwing Hands '09 Results
- Pre-show Match: Sprinkler/Standpipe Connection defeated Cyborg Lettuce and TAMATO.
- Kurt Standpipe pinned TAMATO with a moonsault press.
- Pre-show Match: Tiger GAO III defeated Griffin Dorff.
- GAO pinned Dorff with a reverse tiger driver.
- This was Tiger GAO III (MAKOTO)'s PGA debut.
- Gauntlet Match for the U.S. Tag Team Championship: The Puppets (Mario Nyet and Bunraku) captured the vacant titles.
- Per Gauntlet Match rules, two teams are randomly selected from a field of eight to start and wrestle a normal, one-fall match that can be won by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout. The losing team is eliminated. The winning team stays on to face a different team, again selected randomly, and the one-fall matches continue until all eight teams have competed. The last team standing are your U.S. Tag Team Champions.
- The Cavendish Estate (Jack Cavendish and Dawkins) defeated El Arashikazes (El Arashikaze 1 and El Arashikaze 2).
- The Cavendish Estate defeated G.I.M.P. (Osteoporosis and Kraken Wize).
- The New Deal (Horatio Crandal and Artemis Crandal) defeated The Cavendish Estate.
- Lucharesu.com (GANJU and Internetico) defeated The New Deal.
- Lucharesu.com defeated Presidents Day (George Washington Qatar and Ibrahim Lincoln).
- Lucharesu.com defeated Buster Abbott and Ari Richter.
- The Puppets defeated Lucharesu.com.
- Brian Genius defeated Ajay Rupa and Snake Eyes
- Genius forced Rupa to submit with an Expert Dreamtwister.
- This was a triple threat match.
- King Falcon defeated "Mammoth" Kang JumBo.
- Falcon pinned JumBo with a Falcon Special.
- Death Match: Lester Balaam Jackson defeated Brandon O'Brien.
- Jackson pinned O'Brien after wrapping O'Brien's neck and head with barbed wire.
- After the match, Jackson hung O'Brien from the top rope with the barbed wire, at B. Armstrong Ruby's request.
- A scheduled match between Helm Konrad and Mad Upz TEISHU never happened.
- TEISHU, accompanied by El Arashikazes, refused to wrestle.
- Enraged, Konrad threw El Arashikaze 1 into a cage wall and reportedly broke El Arashikaze 2's neck with a Donnerschlagg and release german suplex.
- TEISHU escaped after receiving a release german suplex.
- World Junior Heavyweight Championship Match: Brutal Chambers defeated Raijin Narukami ©.
- Chambers forced Narukami to submit to a kata hajime.
- Chambers is the first PGA wrestler to hold the World Junior Heavyweight Championship.
- PGA World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship Match: "The Hybrid" Ben Crane © defeated "The Aerial Anarchy" Rusty Cooledge.
- Crane pinned Cooledge with a top-rope Hybrid Moments.
- The final spot caused a wall of the cage to collapse onto the crowd.
- This was a Steel Cage match.
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