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| The Grandest Stage of The Mall '09 | |
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| Date | July 3, 2009 |
| Venue | Mall of America |
| City | Bloomington, MN |
| Last Event | Throwing Hands '09 |
| Next Event | PGA: Remain Alive |
The Grandest Stage of The Mall '09 was a professional wrestling pay-per-view event produced by the Professional Grappling Association (PGA) which took place on July 3, 2009, at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota. The show featured the Mall For It All, PGA's staggered-entry, over-the-top rope battle royal colloquially referred to as a grande royale match.
The Grandest Stage of The Mall '09 Results
- Pre-show Match: Kraken Wize, Ostereoporosis, and Thanksgrieving defeated Griffin Dorff, Larry Little Feather, and Dade Mimosa.
- Thanksgrieving pinned Larry Little Feather with the Whomp-anoag.
- This was an atomicos match.
- Pre-show Match: Chumly the Bear II defeated Ibrahim Lincoln.
- Chumley pinned Lincoln with a Macho Man elbow drop.
- Anything Goes Grudge Match: Lester Balaam Jackson defeated Slyclops IX.
- Jackson pinned Slyclops after knocking him out with a straight punch to the face.
- Last Man Standing Match for the U.S. Tag Team Championship: The Puppets (Bunraku and Mario Nyet) © and Lucharesu.com (GANJU and Internetico) fought to a no contest.
- Neither party was able to respond to the referee's ten count after Bunraku, Internetico, and GANJU crashed through the vehicle containing The Puppeteer.
- World Junior Heavyweight Championship Match: Brian Genius defeated Brutal Chambers ©.
- Genius knocked Chambers out with the Expert Dreamcrusher.
- Best In Show Student Trophy Match: Pierre Kirby © defeated Stevens N. Stevens.
- Kirby pinned Stevens using the ropes for illegal leverage.
- Mall For It All: King Falcon defeated 19 other men to win.
- This was a twenty man, over the top rope grande royale match for a shot at the PGA World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship.
| Entry # | Entrant | Elimination # | Eliminated by | # of Opponents Eliminated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | "The Aerial Anarchy" Rusty Cooledge | 18 | King Falcon and Ajay Rupa | 4 |
| 2 | Randy Maldonado | 1 | Rusty Cooledge | 0 |
| 3 | Crimson Skies | 6 | Helm Konrad | 1 |
| 4 | "Mammoth" Kang JumBo | 8 | Helm Konrad | 0 |
| 5 | Ajay Rupa | 19 | King Falcon | 1 with assistance |
| 6 | Sleep Disorder | 2 | Crimson Skies | 0 |
| 7 | Brian Genius | 11 | Brian Genius | 1 + self |
| 8 | Ari Richter | 4 | Buster Abbott | 0 |
| 9 | George Washington Qatar | 3 | Rusty Cooledge | 0 |
| 10 | Tiger GAO III | 7 | Helm Konrad | 0 |
| 11 | Buster Abbott | 5 | Brian Genius | 1 |
| 12 | Raijin Narukami | 14 | Rusty Cooledge | 0 |
| 13 | "Berlin Iron Horse" Helm Konrad | 9 | King Falcon | 3 |
| 14 | King Falcon | Winner | 2 + 1 with assistance | |
| 15 | Royal Bumble | 10 | Dawkins | 0 |
| 16 | Dawkins | 12 | The Puppets | 1 |
| 17 | Brutal Chambers | 15 | Snake Eyes | 0 |
| 18 | Brandon O'Brien | 16 | Snake Eyes | 0 |
| 19 | Jack Cavendish | 13 | The Puppets | 0 |
| 20 | Snake Eyes | 17 | Rusty Cooledge | 2 |