| Remain Alive 2009 | |
|---|---|
| Date | August 14, 2009 |
| City | Houston, Texas |
| Last Event | The Grandest Stage of The Mall |
| Next Event | Cargado Completamente |
Remain Alive 2009 was a professional wrestling pay-per-view event produced by the Professional Grappling Association (PGA) which took place on August 14, 2009, in Houston, Texas. The show featured a Fatal Four-Way match for the U.S. Tag Team Championship, two Elimination Tag matches, and a match for the vacant World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship.
Remain Alive 2009 Results
- Pre-show Match: George Washington Qatar defeated King Caesar.
- Qatar pinned Caesar with a Silver Dollar Lariat.
- This was a special challenge match.
- Pre-show Match: G.I.M.P. (Osteoporosis and Kraken Wize) defeated Ninja Mauve and Ninja Burnt Sienna.
- Wize pinned Mauve with a Splash of the Titans.
- Pre-show Match: Snake Eyes defeated Hayseed Slater.
- Snake Eyes forced Slater to submit with a Crap Out.
- Zane "Zubaz" Vance defeated Randy Maldonado.
- Vance pinned Maldonado with a Life's A Beach.
- This was Vance's redebut match.
- U.S. Tag Team Championship Match: Snake Eyes and a second Bunraku defeated The Puppets (Bunraku and Mario Nyet) ©, The Cavendish Estate (Jack Cavendish and Dawkins), and Lucharesu.com (GANJU and Internetico).
- "Fake Eyes" pinned Jack Cavendish with a lariat.
- Snake Eyes was disguised as a Puppet for the entire match.
- This match was originally a Three-Way Dance, but The Puppeteer announced that Commissioner Chumly the Bear II had added the team of "Fake Eyes" and Bunraku.
- Team POWER Pro (Chad Vanderquack, Larry Little Feather, Thanksgrieving, and Poca-Hauntus) defeated Team PGA (Stevens N. Stevens, Pierre Kirby, "Koala Bear Kid" Andrew McPhee, and Griffin Dorff).
- Little Feather was originally on Team PGA, but turned coat to fill in for the missing Kirkwood Gaps on Team POWER Pro. Stevens filled the spot with POWER Pro wrestler McPhee.
- Vanderquack and Thanksgrieving were the Remaining Livers.
- This was a Remain Alive Elimination Tag.
| Wrestler Eliminated | Eliminated by | Eliminated with | Team PGA members remaining | Team Power Pro members remaining |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Griffin Dorff | Thanksgrieving | Whomp-anoag | 3 | 4 |
| "Koala Bear Kid" Andrew McPhee | Chad Vanderquack | Bad Landerquack | 2 | 4 |
| Pierre Kirby | Chad Vanderquack | swanton bomb | 1 | 4 |
| Larry Little Feather | Stevens N. Stevens | The Cloverleaf Monster | 1 | 3 |
| Poca-Hauntus | Stevens N. Stevens | texas cloverleaf | 1 | 2 |
| Stevens N. Stevens | Chad Vanderquack | Vanderquackendriver Super S | 0 | 2 |
- Brutal Chambers defeated a third Bunraku.
- Chambers won via Knockout.
- Team AAPW (Raijin Narukami, "Mammoth" Kang JumBo, Ajay Rupa, and Tiger GAO 3.5 (Buster Abbott) defeated The Cool Kids (Rusty Cooledge, World Junior Heavyweight Champion Brian Genius, Crimson Skies, and MAKOTO]).
- Tiger GAO 3.5 was a last minute addition to Team AAPW.
- Buster Abbott was the sole Remaining Liver.
- This was a Remain Alive Elimination Tag.
| Wrestler Eliminated | Eliminated by | Eliminated with | The Cool Kids members remaining | Team AAPW members remaining |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crimson Skies | Tiger GAO 3.5 | Tiger Buster | 3 | 4 |
| Raijin Narukami | MAKOTO | springboard 630 splash | 3 | 3 |
| "The Aerial Anarchy" Rusty Cooledge | "Mammoth" Kang JumBo | splash | 2 | 3 |
| "Mammoth" Kang JumBo | Brian Genius | steel chair to face from Cooledge | 2 | 2 |
| Brian Genius | Ajay Rupa | springboard dragonrana | 1 | 2 |
| Ajay Rupa | KO after choked by Skies | 1 | 1 | |
| MAKOTO | Buster Abbott | superfly splash | 0 | 1 |
- PGA World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship Match: Helm Konrad defeated King Falcon.
- Konrad pinned Falcon with a Donnerschlag.
- This match was for the vacant World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship.