PGA World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship

The PGA World Heavyweight Championship is the highest ranking championship in PGA. It is currently held by Raijin Narukami.

Balk Ruby Promotions Crown Title History

Wrestlers:	Reigns:	Date:	Location:	Days Held:	Notes:
Antonio Strozzi	1	February 7, 1973	Casablanca, Morocco	813	Defeated James "The Lowlander" MacBeth in a make believe 16-man tournament in Morocco to become the first holder of the Balk Ruby Promotions Crown.
"Cosmonaught" Buzz Ivanov	1	May 10, 1975	Columbus, Ohio	15	Defeats Strozzi with a 22-minute bear hug to be crowned the first domestic champion.
Chico Mendoza	1	May 24, 1975	Ann Arbor, Michigan	200	Defeated Ivanov with a dropkick to win the Crown in 18 seconds.
Ron Polack	1	December 9, 1975	Independence, Ohio	12	Defeated Mendoza by throwing paint in his eyes when the referee wasn't looking.
Antonio Strozzi	2	December 20, 1975	Kalamazoo, Michigan	750	Polack threw a suplex at Strozzi, so Strozzi pulled the pin and threw it right back at him.
Magnificent Adrian Rogers	1	January 7, 1978	Cleveland, Ohio	323	Defeated Strozzi by escaping a steel cage. This was a steel cage match.
Ben Peterson	1	November 25, 1978	Detroit, Michigan	785	Defeated Rogers by giving him liver cancer with an abdominal stretch.
Father Abraham	1†	January 17, 1981	Tijuana, Mexico	1	Defeated Peterson during an "overseas" tour of Mexico.
Ben Peterson	1(2)†	January 18, 1981	Tijuana, Mexico	805	Peterson needed to go home, and simply took the Crown with him when he left. According to official championship history, Abraham's reign is unofficial and Peterson's reign lasted from November 25, 1978 to April 2, 1983 uninterrupted.
Nanook of the Norse	1	April 2, 1983	Cleveland, Ohio	29	Defeated Peterson with the Walrus Clutch when Peterson's brother John threw in the towel.
Cat Gunsmith	1	April 30, 1983	Pontiac, Michigan	1052	Defeated Nanook with the Double Gun Crisis. "Cat Gats Fever" begins.
Antoine Cetacea	1	March 16, 1986	Baltimore, Maryland	8	Defeats Gunsmith via KO after tearing off the champion's beloved gold necklace.
Cat Gunsmith	2	March 23, 1986	Washington, D.C.	-	Defeats Cetacea at This Wrestling Event. The Balk Ruby Promotions Crown is made into a title belt, renamed the PGA World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship, and awarded to Gunsmith after he defeats Cetacea in the rubber match at Crowning A Champion's Waist '86.

PGA World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship History

Wrestlers:	Reigns:	Date:	Location:	Days Held:	Notes:
Cat Gunsmith	-	-	-	666	-
Antoine Cetacea	2	January 17, 1988	St. Louis, Missouri	4	Defeated Gunsmith via fast count from evil twin of scheduled referee at the first Grande Royale pay-per-view event.
"Wealthy European" Rich Frenchman	1†	January 20, 1988	Des Moines, Iowa	-	Frenchman purchased the title from Cetacea on PGA Primetime Wednesday! for $10,000 and a gross of Tarte au Fromage.
Vacated	-	January 20, 1988	Des Moines, Iowa	0	At the end of the night, Balk Ruby nullified the purchase, vacating the title.
"Ultramasculine" Andy Frantic	1	March 5, 1988	Dallas, Texas	393	Defeated Rich Frenchman in the finals of an unbearable one-night, 64-man title tournament at Crowning A Champion's Waist '88.
Cat Gunsmith	3	April 1, 1989	Baltimore, Maryland	498	Gunsmith won the championship, the heart of Frantic's girlfriend Eleanor, and the respect of Frantic's Mother and Father at Crowning A Champion's Waist '89.
Living Steroid	1	August 11, 1990	Phoenix, Arizona	107	Defeated Gunsmith in a 20-minute match in which Steroid never stopped running once at the first Remain Alive pay-per-view event.
Rear Admiral Remus	1	November 25, 1990	Oklahoma City, Oklahoma	141	The controversial "Gay General" won the title after Living Steroid failed to pass a wellness test.
Cat Gunsmith	4	April 14, 1991	Cleveland, Ohio	925	Gunsmith choked out Remus with his pink flag, winning the championship and forcing Remus to admit that gayness is a choice in a no-DQ match at Crowning A Champion's Waist '91.
Jiang Shi	1	October 24, 1993	Dallas, Texas	3	Defeated Gunsmith after locking him in an airtight burial coffin without food or water for over a month at Autumnal Equi-Knocks IV.
Cat Gunsmith	5	October 26, 1993	Fort Worth, Texas	2	Insisting that he kicked out before the three count at Autumnal Equi-Knocks IV, a "make up" pay-per-view was held two days later.
Vacated	-	October 27, 1993	Fort Worth, Texas	0	Balk Ruby vacated the title after announcing he doesn't have the money to put on a pay-per-view every two days.
Vic Panache	1	December 12, 1993	Charlotte, North Carolina	36	Territorial-outsider Panache was awarded the title via forfeit after he used an archaic form of photoshop to convince Andy Frantic that Eleanor had posed semi-nude for Vogue magazine.
Ultramasculine Andy Frantic	2	January 16, 1994	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	71	Defeated Panache at Grande Royale '94. After the match, he announced his intentions to marry, beat, and divorce Eleanor.
Vic Panache	2	March 27, 1994	Orlando, Florida	50	Defeated Frantic at Crowning A Champion's Waist '94. Frantic left PGA, rumored to have given unauthorized candies to a 13-year old Pearl Ruby.
Will Stone	1	May 15, 1994	Windsor, Ontario, Canada	162	Defeated Panache at a live event in an effort to improve house show attendance. This show also innovated the concept of firing unwrapped hot dogs from a powerful gun.
Apolima Maximus	1	October 23, 1994	San Diego, California	148	Defeated Stone aboard the USS Missouri in an effort to improve attendance for shows held in the middle of the ocean on battleships.
Cat Gunsmith	6	March 19, 1995	Chicago, Illinois	-	Defeated Maximus in a 4-second unscheduled match after Will Stone had tried his best for over 65 minutes.

Some Rad Ass Wrestling "Da Strap"

Wrestlers:	Reigns:	Date:	Location:	Days Held:	Notes:
Cat Gunsmith	-	-	-	18	-
Vacated	-	April 5, 1995	Cleveland, Ohio	0	B. Armstrong Ruby institutes the era of Some Rad Ass Wrestling, stripping Gunsmith of the title, spraypainting it, renaming it "Da Strap," then immediately throwing it in the garbage.
Flower	1	April 19, 1995	Lansing, Michigan	7	The docile giant found Da Strap while fishing through a Michigan-area dumpster. A nearby referee ruled that Flower was now the champion, having "thoroughly defeated the dumpster."
Hillbilly Clown	1†	April 26, 1995	St. Paul, Minnesota	40	Became enraged when Cat Gunsmith bodyslammed his beloved stuffed dog Rufus, ripping off and pinning his own clothes to defeat himself and become new same champion.
Cat Gunsmith	7	June 4, 1995	Kansas City, Missouri	81	Defeated Hillbilly Clown with a Double Gun Crisis from a trampoline into the ring at Kick Your House's Dick '95
Hillbilly Clown	2†	August 23, 1995	Phoenix, Arizona	64	Defeated Gunsmith by countout. After Gunsmith had left the arena, B. Armstrong Ruby announced that the title could change hands via countout, awarding Da Strap to Clown.
Jeff "Jeffy" Strozzi	1	October 25, 1995	El Paso, Texas	4	Antonio Strozzi's lousy son defeated Clown in his first professional match when Gunsmith struck clown with an entire flagpole.
Jiang Shi	2	October 29, 1995	Amarillo, Texas	127	Defeated Strozzi at Autumnal Equi-Knocks VII by chokeslamming him into a kiln, then bulldozing Strozzi and the kiln rubble into a larger, wood burning stove.
Cat Gunsmith	8	March 3, 1996	Cincinnati, Ohio	127	Defeated Jiang Shi and Hillbilly Clown in a Da Strap on a Pole Three Way Dance at Crowning A Champion's Waist '96.
Pulp	1	July 7, 1996	Minneapolis, Minnesota	39	Defeated Gunsmith in a trampoline on a pole match.
B. Armstrong Ruby	1	August 14, 1996	Lanford, Illinois	26	Defeated Pulp, Gunsmith, and Hillbilly Clown in a pole on a pole match on PGA Primetime Wednesday!
Pulp	2	September 8, 1996	Mentor, Ohio	78	Defeated Ruby, Gunsmith, Clown, Jiang Shi, Will Stone, and The Panamanian Assassin in a Poles, Scaffolds, and Chains Match at Bloodlinez: Beware of The Dog.
Cat Gunsmith	9	November 24, 1996	Rahway, New Jersey	3	Defeated 24 men in a Case Pack Challenge Match at November To Flippin' Forget '96.
Vacated	-	November 27, 1996	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	0	B. Armstrong Ruby vacates the title after revealing that Pulp, the 22nd man Gunsmith pinned during the Case Pack Challenge, had his foot under the rope.
Ben Peterson	2(3)†	December 11, 1996	Richmond, Virginia	34	Came out of 15-year retirement to defeat Will Stone and win the vacated title. Peterson's new gimmick was that of a heavily-concussed former wrestler who could not let go of his past glories and wanted to kill everyone in his family.
Masked Man	1†	January 13, 1997	Orangeburg, South Carolina	-	Defeated Peterson at a house show. The angle was quietly dropped, and the identity of the masked man was never revealed.
Vacated	-	January 13, 1997	Orangeburg, South Carolina	-	Official records show the title being vacated here, as Da Strap was not mentioned on PGA programming for over three months.
B. Armstrong Ruby	2	April 23, 1997	Da Radical Zone	131	Ruby defeated his father, Balk Ruby, with a steel chair to the groin. After the match, he called out his sister, Pearl, for a match. When she no-showed, he called her a "bitch" and named himself the champion of his family.
Vic Panache	3	August 31, 1997	Da Radical Zone	32	Defeated Ruby in a steel cage match at Bloodlinez: 4 Whom Da Bell Tolz. After the match, Ruby pantsed Panache and shaved his signature feathered hair into a condescending rat tail.
"Porkchop" Miller	1	October 1, 1997	Da Radical Zone	7	Defeated Panache after interference from B. Armstrong Ruby. Panache was then doused in gasoline and tossed into the Gulf of Mexico.
Cat Gunsmith	10	October 8, 1997	Da Radical Zone	173	Defeated Miller during a Primetime Wednesday! preshow and began the show by announcing himself as champion.
(Herschel) Heinemann	1	March 29, 1998	Da Radical Zone	344	Over 80,000 spectators and almost 900 paying guests "Got Be-Heinemann" as he defeated Gunsmith using his running tackle at Crowning A Champion's Waist '98. This brought Heinemann's unbeaten streak to 657-0 [citation needed]
"The Missile" Kevin Krapf	1	March 7, 1999	Da Radical Zone	109	Defeated Heinemann by shocking him with a defribrillator and stabbing him with the Jaws of Life, ending his 999-0 [citation needed] winning streak at Crowning A Champion's Waist X-99.
Heinemann	2	June 23, 1999	Da Radical Zone	89	Defeated Krapf in a rematch at Kick Your House's Dick: Dogg Daze, but he had lost before so nobody really cared.
Jiang Shi	3	September 19, 1999	Da Radical Zone	92	Defeated Heinemann in a Buried Dead match at Bloodlinez: Ultimate Cockblock.
Hillbilly Clown	3†	December 19, 1999	New York City, New York	50	Defeated Jiang Shi when Shi accidentally walked backwards off of a ledge in Times Square, allowing Hillbilly Clown to hang on a helicopter, drop to the street below, flop around, then make a lateral press.
Will Stone	2	February 6, 2000	Da Radical Zone	39	Defeated Clown by countout in a steel cage match at PGA Can't Get Out and was awarded Da Strap. Championships not changing hands via countout is never mentioned.
Pulp	3	March 15, 2000	Da Radical Zone	19	Defeated Cat Gunsmith in the main-event of the free, televised Crowning A Champion's Waist 2K and is named the new champion despite Stone competing earlier in the night.
Cat Gunsmith	11	April 2, 2000	Da Radical Zone	130	Defeated Pulp in a Hell Cage match at PGA: Get Ya Heat Back 2K.
Ultramasculine Andy Frantic	3	August 9, 2000	Da Radical Zone	106	Returned to PGA as Gunsmith's mystery tag team partner in a United States Tag Team Championship match against The Wrangler Boyz. Frantic pinned Gunsmith to become the new champion.
Cat Gunsmith	12	November 22, 2000	Da Radical Zone		Defeated Frantic on Primetime Wednesday! when an older, leather-clad Eleanor hit Frantic in the back of the head with a lady's loafer.
Vacated	-	November 22, 2000	Da Radical Zone	0	Da Strap is retroactively vacated due to Eleanor dying of a painkiller overdose before a score-settling mixed tag team match at NTFF2K.
Will Stone	3	March 25, 2001	Da Radical Zone	102	With every other established main-eventer injured or away filming guest spots on Pacific Blue, Stone defeats Porkchop Miller in the finals of a championship tournament at PGA: Sloth.
Pulp	4	July 4, 2001	Da Radical Zone	64	Defeats the evil foreigner Stone, cementing an anti-hero face run involving lots of breakdancing, vehicular manslaughter, and a "Heart Pulpitations" catchphrase.
Rick Aomori-Jones	1	September 5, 2001	Da Radical Zone	14	Defeats Pulp using his new finisher, the "Exploding Building Suplex."
Cat Gunsmith	13	September 19, 2001	Da Radical Zone	-	Returns from filming the feature length motion picture "Trouble in Acapulco" to heal America, defeating Aomori-Jones and crying profusely about our flag.

Post-Unionization Title History

Wrestlers:	Reigns:	Date:	Location:	Days Held:	Notes:
Ben Crane	1	March 18, 2009	Naples, Florida	91	Defeated Rusty Cooledge to win the Crowning a Champion's Waist Tournament; title vacated due to injury June 17, 2009
vacant		June 17, 2009	Algona, Iowa	58	Title vacated after Crane suffers arm injury
Helm Konrad	1	August 14, 2009	Houston, Texas	54	Defeated King Falcon for the vacated title at PGA: Remain Alive
King Falcon	1	October 7, 2009	Mexico City, Mexico	211	Defeated Helm Konrad at Cargado Completamente
Lester Balaam Jackson	1	May 5, 2010	Chattanooga, Tennessee	80	Defeated King Falcon with help from Stevens N. Stevens and Ben Crane in a career-threatening match on the 50th episode of PGA Primetime Wednesday!
Slyclops IX	1	July 23, 2010	Honolulu, Hawaii	129	Defeated Jackson in an Anything Goes Match at Grandest Stage of The Mall 2
Ben Crane	2	November 28, 2010	Panama City, Panama	134	Defeated Slyclops at Cargado Completamente 2010
Helm Konrad	2	April 11, 2011	Cleveland, Ohio	121	Defeated Crane and Slyclops IX in a triple threat match at Crowning a Champion's Waist '11
Raijin Narukami	1	August 10, 2011	Las Vegas, Nevada	Reigning	Defeated Konrad at Remain Alive 2011