Ari Richter

Pre-Crisis Ari Richter waits for Buster Abbott to return his goddamn cell phone.

Zack Hoagie
Billed height 6 ft 3 in
Billed weight 190 lbs
Born November 14, 1984
Brooklyn, New York
Trained by Joey Numbahs
Debut June 30, 2005
Ari Richter is a professional wrestler currently appearing infrequently in the Professional Grappling Association as enhancement talent. Trained in the art of wrestling by the legendary Joey Numbahs in his hometown of Brooklyn, Richter first appeared in PGA shortly after the post-Unionized Simulated Fighting Association reboot, sporting a (really ripped) Jewish-American gimmick. In early 2009, he briefly teamed with Buster Abbott as Black Juice before the team exploded over a cell phone bill. Richter has been known to be rich, racist, and prone to losing to backslides of all types.

In late 2009, Richter became increasingly unstable, showing up to matches dirty, smelly, barefoot, and dressed only in a rotten loincloth. There has been rampant speculation over whether this was a worked gimmick switch perpetrated by management as a way to push Richter down the card, possibly as punishment of some sort, or a legitimate if bizarre switch in Richter's mannerisms and hygiene that forced management to use him solely as enhancement talent, being bound by the terms of his contract to keep him employed in some way. Several online fans have reported seeing Richter mumbling to himself and digging around in arena dumpsters in back parking lots before, after, and sometimes during PGA shows.[1]

In wrestlingEdit

  • Nicknames
    • "The Really Ripped Jew"
    • "Hey, Why Is That Hobo Defecating on a Cat"
  • Finishing Moves
    • Mind Killer (reverse neckbreaker)
  • Signature Moves
    • Rubbing his dirty feet in an opponent's face
    • Getting backslid
  • Entrance Theme
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